Ryan Kwanten (Jason Stackhouse on "True Blood")

I still have a bit of a laugh whenever I see myself on the cover of a magazine. In case, you don’t find it as funny, here’s a joke:
A man walked into a second story bar and ordered a drink. The man next to him began a conversation about wind currants in the area. The first man said he didn’t understand what was so special about the wind. So the second man said “Let me demonstrate.”
With that he went to the window, jumped out, did a little spin in midair and came back in. “See how great the currants are? You can do the same thing.”
After a few more drinks and much prodding the first man decided to test the wind currants. he went to the window, jumped out and fell to the ground.
The bartender looked at the other man and said “Superman, you’re a real bastard when you’re drunk.”